True Crime Velveteen Blanket — "I Just Want to Watch True Crime & Ignore My Adult Problems" Cozy Throw
Wrap yourself in a wink and a whisper of comfort. This plush velveteen blanket carries bold, playful lettering that reads like a late-night confession — bright, clear, and unapologetically honest. It settles over your shoulders during long true-crime marathons, stains of popcorn and coffee tolerated, while the soft, medium-weight fabric keeps the chill away and the mood light. Lightweight enough to drape over the couch, substantial enough to curl into when the credits roll. The single-sided, high-detail print stays vivid, and the double-stitched edges hold up to repeated use and laundry. For those who trade bedtime stories for cliffhangers, this blanket feels like a familiar friend and a private joke all at once.
Product features
- Extra-soft velveteen: medium heavy-weight (300 g/m²) plush polyester for cozy warmth
- Vibrant single-side print: high-detail, bold colors that stand out on one side
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use
- Fabric options: 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex (depends on print choice)
- Safety & compliance: meets flammability and restricted substance requirements; adult use
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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