Velveteen Plush Blanket — Funny "If You Think I'm Crazy You Should Meet My Family" Highland Cow Throw
Wrap yourself in something playful and plush — a velveteen blanket that brings color and character to quiet evenings and cozy corners. A vibrant, whimsical highland cow stares out from the fabric, wearing star-shaped glasses and a mischievous grin beneath the wording that reads like family lore. The blanket drapes easily over a couch, folds into a favorite reading nook, or tucks around shoulders during late-night movie marathons. It’s soft against skin, holds its shape, and keeps its printed side bright so the artwork stays lively through repeated use. This blanket fits with homes that prize humor, warmth, and visual personality — an everyday statement piece that invites laughter and comfort.
Product features
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) with medium heavy-weight (300 g/m²) plush feel
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print that stays colorful
- Quick-drying, shape-retaining synthetic fabric
- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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