Plush Blanket — “I Don’t Watch Crime Shows for Entertainment, I Watch for New Ideas” Cozy Throw for True Crime Fans
Wrap yourself in a warm, witty hug with this velveteen plush blanket designed for true crime lovers and curious minds. The soft, medium-heavy fabric drapes easily over shoulders or across a couch, while bold, high-detail printing delivers that cheeky statement—“I don’t watch crime shows for entertainment, I watch for new ideas”—in rich color. It’s the kind of cozy companion you pull out on slow nights, during clue-chasing marathons, or when you want a layer that says as much about your humor as it does about your comfort. Durable double-stitched edges keep it looking neat through repeated use and washes, and the smooth polyester surface feels gentle against skin. Snuggle up, take notes, and let the blanket be part of your ritual of observation and lively conversation.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 100% polyester velveteen for an extra-soft, cozy feel
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print that holds color well
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting durability
- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards (flame, lead, phthalates, etc.)
- Adult size; quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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