I Love God But Some of His Children Get on My Last Nerve Velveteen Plush Blanket
Wrap yourself in humor and honesty with this velveteen plush blanket. Its bold, distressed lettering reads like a wink from someone who walks the line between faith and real life — comfort with a side of truth. The plush pile feels soft against skin and holds bright, high-detail printing on one side, so the message stays crisp while the reverse keeps the look understated. Drape it over a couch for quiet evenings, toss it in the car for road-trip naps, or pull it around your shoulders during early-morning devotion and coffee. It’s the cozy, slightly sassy companion that nods to belief while acknowledging everyday patience-testing moments.
Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen fabric — medium heavy-weight (300 g/m²) for plush comfort
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print that stays crisp
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) with quick-drying, shape-retaining fibers
- Safety-compliant materials — meets flammability and heavy-metal/phthalate standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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